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Drop the evidence.
Add your brand name and website or social URL. A logo or screenshot is optional.
AI brand audits that tell the truth
Your brandlooks great.Probably.
Let AI be the judge. Get your Brand Score, a brutally funny roast, and actionable ways to make your business better.
Free. Takes about 60 seconds. Your ego may not survive.
Brand Roast preview
Sample63/ 100Brand score
The roast
“Good product. Your branding just hasn't heard about it yet.”
Okay, here's how to fix it
Lead with one outcome your customer can recognize in five seconds.
The loop
Roast. Score. Share. Repeat.
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Get the truth.
See a Brand Score, a playful roast, and a practical fix grounded in the information available.
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Make it a challenge.
Share your score card and hand your friends a link to see if their brand can beat it.
The useful bit
The truth stings. Good.
A score is only useful when it gives you a next move. Your free roast includes the headline problem and one high-impact recommendation.
- Observations are separated from assumptions.
- No paywall before you see your first score.
- Your result stays private unless you choose to share it.
What the score sees
Your Brand Score breakdown
Brand clarity78/100
Visual identity66/100
Trust signals58/100
Offer clarity74/100
Highest-impact fix
Put the problem you solve in your first headline, not halfway down the page.
Your turn
How roastable is your brand?
Bring a URL. Leave with a score, a useful fix, and a challenge worth sending.
Roast my brandAI-generated recommendations are guidance, not guaranteed business outcomes.